edit: Warning, Cluster F Bombs ahoy
2nd edit: Pretty sure this happened. I know I got my ass beat, and there are marks on the door, I don't think I did those.
WHO'S TONY ROMO NOW MUTHERFUCKERS? DON'T RUN AWAY BITCHES, WE'RE JUST GETTIN STARTED, YOU STIRRED UP THE SHIT, NOW IT'S TIME TO PAY THE FUCKING PIPER.
FUCKING AGENTS, I'M GOING TO BE ON YOUR ASSES, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT FUCKING MASK YOU SEE BEHIND YOU, THAT'S ME. FREIGHT TRAIN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER, AND A BLADE. CHOO CHOO MUTHERFUCKERS. I'M DEVOTED NOW BITCHES, I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU UP, NEVER LET YOU DOWN, THAT'S RIGHT I WILL FUCKING RICK-ROLL YOU SUNSABITCHES INTO THE GRAVE.
FUCK YOU AGENT ASSHOLES AND YOUR PUMPKIN KING WANNABEE BOSSMAN.
edit: Okay I'm calming down. Sunuvabitch, shit just happened, I'll update right now so you know I'm mostly okay.
2nd edit: Alright that's done.
shit man....i just had my ass beat, i'm sitting here, catching up on comments, just commented bout Nessa and suddenly, i'm at my front door, with it open, and two masked assholes drag me out of my home onto the sidewalk. i fight them, i mean they're agents not robbers, so go to kill right.
so i kick at one of em, knock him down, the other grabs my arms pushes me down, got kicked in the ribs and they tried to put some cord around my hands, all restrained face down on the ground. i curse and kick and struggle, they both hold me down, one of em hits me in the head with something. they hold me down,a nd fuckin gaunt is in front of me. i mean right there\
surreal shit, i'm in my damn boxers its 20 degrees out being put fuckin prostrate before a damn abomination. i scream, i get hit, gaunt looks at me. i say some stupid shit to him. he tilts his head and out come the fuckin tentacles and i go oh shit this is it, fuckin dead well choke on me you rat bastard.
fucking neighbor dog runs up the sidewalk starts barking at him. fuckin poodle dog man
he vanishes, agents surprised, i slip out of cord and turn the damn place into the 2006 royal rumble. shove first into siding, other hits me from behind, i scramble into house, they tackle me, i kick em off, grab my knife, try to stab, miss twice, dogpiled, beaten, shoved em off, kicked one in head, other scrambles away.
i grab the one left, grab the mask, go fuckin scooby doo, pull the damn thing off
fucking runner i talked too last week, fucking hallowed ...
i knew this guy kinda, was wantin to help him
trying to kill me or somethin
whyd i open that door
damm its...god...i'm okay,really, but what the hell, did i black out
cant stop shivering
fucking neighbor comes over to get the dog, i'm on the sidewalk with a knife and a bottle in my boxers, no fuckin agent to be seen.
prolly getting cops called on me as we speak.
bad fucking night guys
i cant be hallowed damn it, sage fucking zero, recognize, too strong for this shit
had my glass of table salt and blue food dye, feeling better.
never again, NEVER FUCKING AGAIN ASSHOLES, WON'T BE YOUR FUCKING PUPPET. STARTING A NEW PROGRAM TODAY, CALLED 'KICK SOME SHITBAG ASS' STARRING ME, YOUR MOM AND ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
son of a bitch
i'm sorry guys, i'm letting you down, i don't mean to
fuckers stepped on my hand
i gotta run soon, gotta get my shit and go. tonight IF i fucking sleep, tying a cord around my foot and about my bed, good for sleepwalkers, it'll do.